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dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

toxicwinner:

girls thoughts: look at that dog, look at that mirror, fuk im not small enough, why didnt my mum let me paint my fingernails hot pink when i was 6, is the sun sentient
guys thoughts: barbecue

sometimes i wish i was a lot less dmab ugh

its 2:35am and i have class in 7 and a half hours lmao

lmaoo @the-screeching-weasel why did you follow my blog if you hate social justice so much

i legitimately dont understand

damn son whered u find this

damn son whered u find this

alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

broternia:

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Blending of a Plastic Skeleton